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Now you can use your credit or debit card to safely order your personally autographed copies of Burt’s books straight from Burt by using Amazon Checkout, a division of Amazon.com, the world’s most trusted e-commerce merchant. (Burt and Yvonne are Amazon.com customers.) Don’t have an Amazon.com account? Don’t worry, you can still order. Just click on the order button below. [Burt tested this system himself, so we know it works!]

Liberals: America’s Termites (It’s A Shame that Liberals, Unlike Hamsters, Never Eat Their Young) is witty political commentary (with a foreword by Bernard Goldberg) in which liberals in general, and their leaders in particular are hoisted on their own arrogant petards.

In 13 chapters including: “Islam is a Peaceful Religion, and If You Don't Believe It, They'll Cut Off Your Head,” “Why 80% of Jews Vote Like 90% of Blacks,” “Why 90% of Blacks Vote Like 80% of Jews,” “Sex, Sex and More Sex” and “Hollywood Would Rather Make Trouble Than Movies,” Prelutsky, like a modern-day Zorro, slashes away at the likes of Obama, Pelosi, Reid, Waxman, Rangel, Olbermann, Matthews, Emanuel, Axelrod, George Clooney, Sean Penn, Jon Stewart, Keith Olbermann, Chris Matthews, Bill Maher, and all the rest of the left-wing termites who have infested Washington and the world of entertainment.

Portraits of Success (Candid Conversations With 60 Over-Achievers)

Burt asks the questions you want answered from Michele Bachmann, Pat Boone, Andrew Breitbart, Newt Gingrich, Caroline Glick, Bruce Hershenson, Charles Krauthammer, Karl Malden, Rick Perry, Carl Reiner, Paul Ryan, Curt Schilling, Gary Sinise, John Stossel, James Woods, Joseph Wambaugh, and 44 more over-achievers.






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Burt and Yvonne give you their thanks!

P.S. Would you rather order using a check? Send your check for $19.95 for each book, postage included, to:

Burt Prelutsky
16604 Dearborn Street
North Hills, California 91343

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$19.94 - Liberals: America’s Termites (1)$39.89 - Liberals: America’s Termites (2)$19.94 - Portraits of Success (1)$39.89 - Portraits of Success (2)$39.89 - Liberals + Success (1 each)